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Date Added: November 10, 2011 00:11:12 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
"Don't tick off Santa"


Better not steal

Better watch yo back

Santa is a gang member

Heís the leader of the snowmen posse

Yeah thatís right

Member of the snowmen posse

Heís watching yo movements

Making sure he gets his cut

Stiff the big man

He will send the snowmen posse after you


A big Frosty member of this posse

who seemed bossy and very cocky

Jumps out at you

"Real talk Yo"

His pants is worn real low

Frosty must be catching a draft below

walking back and forth

leaning back

This posse member looks like his back is out of whack

Chains hanging

These snow fellas got it blinging

They give a winter posse a whole new meaning


Members of this gang of snow

with attitudes saying this is how we roll

A bunch of lil snowmen lined up in a row

Saying we not playing wit yo

Mess wit the bearded big Papi

You will get a frozen smacky

You understand?

Please reply with 'ight

or it will turn into a snowball fight



Author's Notes:
Picture is a personal picture of Shirls.

Thank you Foamy for Collaberating with me on this poem. I really enjoyed working with you. This is how us New Englander's Roll... Shirls
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Comment By: FreeDean on November 10, 2011 07:11:47 PM Report
Seems a great local thing out there 'ight? and as I don't understand it completely, I guess I am gonna wait for the first snowball to hit me! so the fight can begin:), and the winter is here lol


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