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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: August 31, 2011 13:08:58 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Taking candy from a baby
Taking candy from a baby isn't as easy as it looks.
I got the crap beat out of me for the candy I took.
The baby's father was muscular and he stood 7 feet 5.
He beat me so hard that I'm damn lucky to have survived.
I threw a punch at that large man but sadly I missed.
He punched me in the crotch because he was pissed.
He burned off my hair with a blow torch.
I couldn't get a date for months because my bald head was scorched.
I have something to say and I don't mean maybe.
Don't never ever take candy from that man's baby.
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Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on September 1, 2011 03:02:52 PM Report
And now you're on Santa's naughty list ..... oops... just read your comment ... maybe not, but I will be watching

Comment By: FreeTanya Harrison on September 1, 2011 03:15:34 AM Report

I'm with Megan.

I loved it!

Comment By: FreeMaples on August 31, 2011 11:01:03 PM Report

Oh Randy, where you get these ideas for poems I have no idea but no matter what kind of day I've had I can usually open up one of your poems and it will surely put a smile on my face.




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