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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: May 25, 2011 09:05:03 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
That damn quarter!
My niece accidentally swallowed my quarter while she was eating a snack.
She tried to return it after using the bathroom but I didn't want it back.
But my brother made me take it back anyway.
No store will accept it when I try to pay.
They don't want a quarter that came out of a girl's butt.
I shouldn't have told them where it had been, I need to keep my mouth shut.
Some store keepers throw me through windows and I get glass shards in my ass.
I get extremely angry when the Proctologists laugh when they remove the glass.
I've always been and will always be against throwing away cash.
But if your niece shits a quarter, please throw it in the trash.
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