Bill Clinton called me stupid so I called him fat.
He took a swing at me and I didn't take that.
Now Clinton is living in a whole lot of grief.
He has to gum his food because I knocked out most of his teeth.
When I hit him a second time, he fell in a manhole and got stuck.
People came by and started peeing on him, he was out of luck.
I guess I made an enemy instead of a friend.
Clinton swore never to mess with me again.