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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: April 17, 2011 23:04:52 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I kicked Bill Clinton's ass
Bill Clinton called me stupid so I called him fat.
He took a swing at me and I didn't take that.
Now Clinton is living in a whole lot of grief.
He has to gum his food because I knocked out most of his teeth.
When I hit him a second time, he fell in a manhole and got stuck.
People came by and started peeing on him, he was out of luck.
I guess I made an enemy instead of a friend.
Clinton swore never to mess with me again.
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