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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: March 13, 2011 11:03:16 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Somebody please help me, I'm in great distress.
My wife is having her period and she has PMS.
One time she grabbed a television set and hit me in the head.
When I came out of my coma, I was amazed that I wasn't dead.
She goes on rampages and she screams and shouts.
I told her to shut up ane she nearly scratched my eyes out.
This time of the month causes great stress.
Somebody please help me, she has PMS.
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Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on March 13, 2011 11:02:55 PM Report
Punctuate this sentence ... woman without her man is a monster

Funny what memories a poem will bring back.

Just avoid her as much as possible during "that" time of the month.

Good luck.


Comment By: Freeandrea on March 13, 2011 07:37:19 PM Report
HAHAHAH girls aren't that bad >< its the man that makes us that way!!! geez :)


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