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Author Name: Free1stresponsesecurity 1 Comments
Date Added: November 18, 2010 09:11:56 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Turkey Daze

It’s getting to be that time of year

When the Turkeys are all aloof

But they need not be bothered by me at this time

‘Cause I like mine 80 proof...... (Hiccup)

Wild Turkey and Dressing

Wild Turkey and Rice

I’ll have mine poured neat (Hiccup

With a few cubes of ice

You can have the dark meat

And fight over the white

Caramel is my color choice (Hiccup

Which ensures a good night

So, raise your legs, (Hiccup

Breast, wings and thighs

I’ll toast  to you

With my glass held high


Here’s to Turkey however it’s prepared

Raise your voice if you’re among the living (Hiccup

These six words we’ll shout  to all that’s near

"Have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving”

Author's Notes:
I had fun with this write. And, no, I'm not a sot. But, I always have fun each year convincing my friends to take a shot of Wild Turkey as a joke. That's the ONLY time I will drink it........I'm a Jim Beam man. I hope you enjoy, Cheers.
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Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on November 18, 2010 03:20:38 PM Report

Alan:  really cute write. I did enjoy.


Lady D


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