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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: November 08, 2010 06:11:25 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Preaching against a sponge
Some preachers think that Spongebob Squarepants is gay and they'd like to see him be expunged.
Instead of preaching against rape, murder and other problems, they preach against a sponge.
I use sponges to clean my tub but I don't believe that they're gay.
If I did believe that, the men in white coats would take me away.
They preach against a cartoon character who isn't even real.
When they preach against such a thing, it has no appeal.
These preachers should find other things to preach against.
Preaching that a sponge is gay makes absolutely no sense.
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Comment By: FreeMaples on November 8, 2010 06:40:52 PM Report
Oh my god! I freaking love this!! Great Write!

 

Meg

Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on November 8, 2010 04:46:14 PM Report
"Preaching against a sponge" is in the wrong category.  Should be in humor.  That is priceless and if it is true like you say it is, it's even more so.  I've never been a fan of Sponge Bob, but still ... come on, its a cartoon.  Isn't there anything in the world more pressing to preach about.  I'd loved to have heard that preacher preach.  He's certainly not "politically correct" with his views.
Great poem
Gene




 


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