Some preachers think that Spongebob Squarepants is gay and they'd like to see him be expunged.
Instead of preaching against rape, murder and other problems, they preach against a sponge.
I use sponges to clean my tub but I don't believe that they're gay.
If I did believe that, the men in white coats would take me away.
They preach against a cartoon character who isn't even real.
When they preach against such a thing, it has no appeal.
These preachers should find other things to preach against.
Preaching that a sponge is gay makes absolutely no sense. | 
