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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: October 30, 2010 06:10:25 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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You're no lady
In the early 80s we kids dreaded to see you get on the school bus.
Everyday when we were on our way to school, you cussed.
You cussed hundreds of times and you were only in the third grade.
If you still cuss like you did back then, you're probably an old maid.
When you cursed, it was something that none of us kids wanted to hear.
We would've paid a hundred dollars just to have ear plugs in our ears.
It was terrible to hear such language from a little girl.
You're a woman but you're no lady and it makes me want to hurl.
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Comment By: FreeTanya Harrison on October 31, 2010 03:16:05 PM Report
Great rant!
Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on October 30, 2010 07:24:55 PM Report
And that is the direction that our society is going.  Maybe taking God out of our schools and society was not such a good idea after all.
My problem is that I can't see the humor in it.  Hmmmm maybe it's not my problem.
Good write and message.
More people should read and take heed to this poem
Comment By: FreeMaples on October 30, 2010 03:28:31 PM Report
haha, what a fun poem! Bravo!




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