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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: October 04, 2010 09:10:30 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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One day I wanted to get my girlfriend a gift.
It was terrible because I decided to shoplift.
I tried to steal something that I should've bought.
Like many other shoplifters, I was caught.
I offered to pay for the perfume that I tried to steal.
But they decided to prosecute me and I felt ill.
It was scary when they locked me in a cell.
After I was released, things didn't go well.
It was stupid to think that I'd get off scotfree.
When I saw my girlfriend, she dumped me.
When I think about what happened, I get a chill.
Please listen to me when I tell you not to steal.
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Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on October 4, 2010 11:13:15 AM Report
And had she not dumped you, would you have wanted this type woman?  I know .... it's fictional.  So is the question


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