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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: September 22, 2010 11:09:18 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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You owe me $5000
The more money that I loan you, the more the situation gets worse.
I've loaned you five thousand bucks and I haven't been reimbursed.
I live on a budget and you're getting me into hot water.
You think you're not obligated to pay me back because you're my daughter.
Every time I ask you to pay me back, you hit the ceiling.
Borrowing money and not paying it back is stealing.
To be able to get by, there were several things I had to pawn.
I'm telling you for the last time that this situation can't go on.
Sometimes I can't even pay some of my bills because I'm so short.
If you don't pay me soon, I'll have no choice but to take you to court.
I'm about to go to the poor house, that's the situation that I'm in.
I was foolish to loan you money and I sure as Hell won't do it again.
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Comment By: PremiumLinda Jo on September 22, 2010 07:52:33 PM Report
very true...loaning money to family members can sure get you in some hot I make it a point to abide by my own rule...never loan any money unless you can afford to give it as a gift.  great rhymes in this poem as well as plenty of "Randy wisdom"...I smile
Comment By: FreeRoger Bacon on September 22, 2010 01:05:30 PM Report
On my wedding day 25 years ago my dad pulled me aside and gave me $1,000.  I told him he didn't need to do that.  He said it wasn't a wedding gift but it would be the last time he would ever give me money again and to never ask.  He drove the point home and even though there were times over the years I didn't have two nickels to rub together I never asked him for anything.


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