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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: September 09, 2010 17:09:03 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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He spit in my drink
A man spit in my drink because he thought he could bully me around. But when I kicked him in the nuts, the son of a bitch went down. He is so fat that when he fell, he broke the wooden floor. The fat bastard started screaming "Please no more!" He was so scared that he cried and started to pee. He learned the hard way that nobody bullies me.
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