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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: September 07, 2010 23:09:47 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I have a nail up my ass
I sincerely apologize if I seem curt.
I have a nail up my ass and it hurts.
My brat of a daughter pulled the trigger on my nailgun.
She'll be going to the wood shed for what she's done.
The nail that's up my ass is in there pretty deep.
The Proctologist laughed because he's a creep.
Since he was mean, I decided to be even meaner.
I grabbed my nailgun and put a nail in his wiener.
He got very angry and he raised his voice.
The nail is still up my ass so what I did wasn't a good choice.
This nail hurts like hell, it's like being stabbed with a knife.
I hope I don't have this nail up my ass for the rest of my life.
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Comment By: FreeMaples on November 8, 2010 06:52:08 PM Report
This is literally hilarous!




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