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Author Name: Freevictor69 4 Comments
Date Added: September 03, 2010 11:09:39 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Snorting...Hugs and Squeezes

Snorting...Hugs and Squeezes


oh look, you made me snort

whatever next”

I hear you say


To strip away your disguise

see the naked you

if that’s OK


Naked as in real

not as in nude

or in the buff


Saying that...

no, I won't be filthy

don't want you to sign off in a huff


Puppy’s, baps, and boobs

fill saintly minds

with visions of dread


But I bet a saint

ain’t never heard them

referred to as French bread!


Hugs and squeezes

are very nice

not a lot can really top em


But when they start

we find it hard

to do anything to stop them


Suffice to say

i've found a way

and this is my report


You'll know a person likes you

when they admit

you made them snort!

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeAdri on September 6, 2010 01:00:26 PM Report
Oh brilliant!  That is so true, and Len is so right, very original, just like you

Adri x

Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on September 5, 2010 05:21:11 PM Report
This is the first romantic description of snorting I have ever read..That makes it original.which you are,mate...Yer old pal,len
Comment By: FreeRoger Bacon on September 3, 2010 07:19:42 PM Report
Pardon my snorting, but this is really funny.  Glad I stopped by!
Comment By: FreeCindy Bendel on September 3, 2010 12:07:07 PM Report

omg !!! hahahaahaha I love it 
i told you you needed to write more!

*snorting again* 

cindy = )





 


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