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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: August 30, 2010 09:08:32 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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My rotten nephew
My nephew is living with me and he's a pain.
I tell my brother that I like him but sadly I feign.
He drinks most of my whiskey and then waters it down.
I guess I won't be getting drunk while this jerk is around.
I want to throw him out but I owe a favor to my brother.
He has four sons, I hope I don't get stuck with another.
My nephew takes leaks in my sink and takes dumps in my plants.
He's a bastard and now you understand why I rant.
He eats all of my food and sleeps with my wife.
I hope that I don't get stuck with this jerk for life.
My life is so crappy and I don't know if I can take much more.
If you see your nephew coming, you'd better lock your doors.
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