THINGS NOT TO SAY ON A FIRST DATE
1) I have Aids.
2) You don't mind if my girlfriend comes along, do you?
3) Want to go Dutch?
4) I've only been in prison once.
5) Those laxatives really work. I had three Bowel movements today.
6) McDonalds okay?
7) Well, tomorrow is my monthly bath.
8) What's your name again?
9) I'll be ready in twenty minutes, I just have to apply this Lice shampoo first.
10) Will you drive? I lost my license over a DUI ticket.