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Author Name: ModeratorJillian Alexis 2 Comments
Date Added: June 07, 2010 03:06:04 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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1) I have Aids.
2) You don't mind if my girlfriend comes along, do you?
3) Want to go Dutch?
4) I've only been in prison once.
5) Those laxatives really work.  I had three Bowel movements today.
6) McDonalds okay?
7) Well, tomorrow is my monthly bath.
8) What's your name again?
9) I'll be ready in twenty minutes, I just have to apply this Lice shampoo first.
10) Will you drive?  I lost my license over a DUI ticket.
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Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on June 7, 2010 07:56:01 AM Report
Jillian: hmmm!!!  I personally liked #4 -- well not for ME to hear but then I dont date!!!! 


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Comment By: Freejakemcqueen on June 7, 2010 07:32:40 AM Report
Common sence dictates what and what not to say!                                                                        Dr. Jay


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