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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: June 01, 2010 21:06:43 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I am Pac-Man
My name is Pac-Man and I'm very big and round.
Eating ghosts and dots really puts on the pounds.
I've spent my entire life eating endless mazes of dots.
Instead of getting a reward, a huge gut is all that I got.
I weigh 500 pounds and that's pretty damn big.
I am fat but I will kill you if you call me a pig.
Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde are four ghosts who are very cunning.
Except when eating power pellets, those four have kept me running.
I've eaten cherries, strawberries, peaches and even keys.
You will not believe the junk that I've put inside of me.
When I see food, I always grab it.
I keep going like that pink rabbit.
Thirty years ago I started eating this stuff.
Don't offer me any food, I've had enough!
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Comment By: FreeTanya Harrison on June 2, 2010 12:20:51 AM Report
One of my favorite arcade games!  Very creative Randy.  Loved it.
Comment By: FreeRyan Meckes on June 1, 2010 11:29:44 PM Report
this was very creative. I enjoyed it


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