I sit by my computer
singing Johnny Cash to myself
Wondering where my sanity went.
Where did it go?
Did I lose it when I moved?
Left a box behind?
I swore I put deliver to Maine
Guess it ended up somewhere else
Can't trust those airlines anyways
Strange thing is I took a bus
So where did my sanity really go?
Did it run away?
Or did it finally go on strike?
If my sanity is found
Put it in a mailbox send it to Spain
I don't want my sanity anymore
What will I do if I get it back?
Don't want it
I'm still by my computer now
Singing King of the Road
While eatting gummy worms
Like they are going out of style
Gummy bears are so great
They make for an interesting night
Walk around with worms hanging from my mouth
Will try to bite who ever comes close to my worms
Greedy I am
Still by my computer
Why are the gummy worms laughing at me?
To bad I'll never know
Don't come back