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Author Name: Moderatorlostmysanity 3 Comments
Date Added: April 26, 2010 19:04:59 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Dear Sanity
I sit by my computer
singing Johnny Cash to myself
Wondering where my sanity went.
Where did it go?
Did I lose it when I moved?
Left a box behind?
I swore I put deliver to Maine
Guess it ended up somewhere else
Can't trust those airlines anyways
Strange thing is I took a bus
So where did my sanity really go?
Did it run away?
Or did it finally go on strike?
If my sanity is found
Put it in a mailbox send it to Spain
I don't want my sanity anymore
What will I do if I get it back?
Don't want it
I'm still by my computer now
Singing King of the Road
While eatting gummy worms
Like they are going out of style
Gummy bears are so great
They make for an interesting night
Walk around with worms hanging from my mouth
Will try to bite who ever comes close to my worms
My worms
All mine
Greedy I am
To bad 
Who needs?
Not me
Oh no
Not me
Just fine
Still by my computer 
Why are the gummy worms laughing at me?
To bad I'll never know
Dear sanity
Don't come back
Author's Notes:
Umm.. yeah I'll never tell!
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Comment By: Freemandate on April 27, 2010 08:18:10 AM Report
I'm  here at work, sitting by my computer,reading poetry, listening to Emmylou Harris and laughing out loud. I think I kind of like your take on sanity. Who needs it!!! Great poem.



Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on April 26, 2010 09:41:04 PM Report
Scott:  the dragons have a box out in the garden which they have been tossing around for several weeks.  Maybe I should go check to see WHAT it is..............


Lady D

Comment By: ModeratorJillian K. Alexis on April 26, 2010 08:23:34 PM Report
LOL...This is really funny Scott.  Thank you for the laugh...Hugz...Jillian


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