The Devil's knocking on my door,
I can not take it anymore;
My dog has lost all of his hair,
but so has Dwaine, and they both snore!
For pity sakes, I've had enough,
that Satan thinks he's pretty tough;
And just when I think he is gone,
I see Dwaine in a pair of thongs!
Just last week he tested me,
when I acquired a bad, nose bleed;
I tried to go to the E.R.,
but I had not filled up my car.
Out of gas and patience too,
I did not know just what to do;
That's when I called a Taxi Cab,
things went from fair to really bad!
I found a buger in my nose,
and 3 runs in my panty hose;
It was pouring cats and dogs,
"What in the world did I do wrong?"
A chunk of hail hit my forehead,
it hurt so bad, I thought I's dead;
I wearily climbed in the Cab,
behind the wheel, Freddy sat!
I thanked God that it wasn't him,
but wow, they could have passed for twins;
Blood was pouring from my nose,
and he asked me, "Where shall we GO?"
"Well since I'm losing all my blood,
let's be real nice and donate some",
He looked at me without a clue,
he lacked the sense God gave a Goose.
"Can we please go", I stronly urged,
Oh how I wished I'd went to Church;
He looked at me and said, "Where to",
as he spit out a chunk of chew.
Then Dwaine came home in his new car,
I sure did thank my lucky stars;
"Forget the ride, my honey's home,"
then ran as fast as I could go.