Today Is: Thursday, September 19, 2019 01:07 PM. Our Topic of the Week: Quagmire
Questions?

Check our Help area first!

Comments? Suggestions?

Contact us now!

We like hearing feedback from members on how to improve the site!
 
 
 


 
Author Name: ModeratorJillian Alexis 3 Comments
Date Added: April 06, 2010 01:04:17 Average Score: (Needs 2)
Views This Week
Members: 0
Unique Members: 0
Guests: 273
Total Views
Members: 10
Unique Members: 9
Guests: 1042

Type: Unspecified
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
~HE HATES ME~
 
The Devil's knocking on my door,
I can not take it anymore;
My dog has lost all of his hair,
but so has Dwaine, and they both snore!
~
For pity sakes, I've had enough,
that Satan thinks he's pretty tough;
And just when I think he is gone,
I see Dwaine in a pair of thongs!
~
Just last week he tested me,
when I acquired a bad, nose bleed;
I tried to go to the E.R.,
but I had not filled up my car.
~
Out of gas and patience too,
I did not know just what to do;
That's when I called a Taxi Cab,
things went from fair to really bad!
~
I found a buger in my nose,
and 3 runs in my panty hose;
It was pouring cats and dogs,
"What in the world did I do wrong?"
~
A chunk of hail hit my forehead,
it hurt so bad, I thought I's dead;
I wearily climbed in the Cab,
behind the wheel, Freddy sat!
~
I thanked God that it wasn't him,
but wow, they could have passed for twins;
Blood was pouring from my nose,
and he asked me, "Where shall we GO?"
~
"Well since I'm losing all my blood,
let's be real nice and donate some",
He looked at me without a clue,
he lacked the sense God gave a Goose.
~
"Can we please go", I stronly urged,
Oh how I wished I'd went to Church;
He looked at me and said, "Where to",
as he spit out a chunk of chew.
~
Then Dwaine came home in his new car,
I sure did thank my lucky stars;
"Forget the ride, my honey's home,"
then ran as fast as I could go.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Author's Notes:

Just taking a break from writing serious poetry.  This may be dorky, but I had fun writing it.

Report Offensive Poem.

'~HE HATES ME~' Copyright © Jillian K. Alexis
Copyright is property of the above author or group. Reproduction in whole or in part is strictly prohibited.
Click here if you feel this poem is in violation of a copyright.
 
Click here to send this poem to someone!

Comments:
Comment By: FreeJennifer on April 6, 2010 09:58:56 AM Report
smiles smiles and more smiles. this was cute! I like how your love saves the day at the end. SWEET!
Jen

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on April 6, 2010 08:36:41 AM Report
Jillian: nah, the Devil  LOVES you and LOVES making things as stoopid as possible.  The demons have fairly open access to MY life and well, ever onward!!!!

 

Lady D

Comment By: FreeMoonStar on April 6, 2010 02:13:53 AM Report
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh this was so cute. Thank God For humor. I so love it!

Jillian I think no matter what, this write sure made my night.. You betcha!

 

Psst. I think he hates me too... My hair looks like crap, and I found a huge pimple!!!!

 

 

Moonie xx





 


Check for Announcements.
on our Home page!

User poems are sometimes graced by images and textures stored on our site
courtesy of GRSites.com, Sandy Hradil, and Sherri Emily.


Welcome, Guest!

Become part of our
friendly community
of on-line writers!

Join today!
 
Username:
 
Password:
 
Forget Username or Password?

Members On Line: 0
Guests On Line: 65
Members in Chat: 0


Happy Birthday


 
We Thank You!

For your donations
and subscriptions!

Creative-Poems.com
P.O. Box 7931
The Woodlands, TX 77387

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
monovalent-defence
Copyright © 2003-2017 Creative-Poems.com.  All Rights Reserved. Use of this site is subject to certain
Terms of Service rules which constitute a legal agreement between you and Creative-Poems.com.
By providing links to other sites, Creative-Poems.com neither approves of, endorses, or gurantees
any information, opinions, or products found on those sites. Users follow links at their own risk.