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Author Name: FreeTashtego57 14 Comments
Date Added: March 15, 2010 15:03:59 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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A Pair of Limericks Somewhat Related to St. Patrick's Day

There once was a lad from the Coast

Of his prowess he would loudly boast

But his skills it would seem

Resided only in dreams

For no girl would hoist him a toast.


A lovely lass from County Cork

Was chased by an unquestioned dork.

Til she tripped on the grass        

And without being too crass,

She found hed concealed much great pork.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Author's Notes:
Yes, I know limericks tend to be bawdy, but you never know who might be reading.
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Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on June 9, 2010 01:00:55 AM Report
Limericks work for you because of your wit and sense of humor. I expect to see more of these because (to me) they feel to right for you. I am so very late on commenting that it is a shame but may I give a hearty HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY to ye anyway. I've a wee bit of Irish in me too...and it isn't Guinness! *smiles* Enjoyed the first one particularily...GO ANDREW!

~Barbara~ *chuckling as she looks for a lucky 4 leaf clover*

Comment By: FreeHannah Mae on March 29, 2010 09:43:08 AM Report
These are great :) I haven't read a good limerick since (for some reason) I found some in my research paper guideline book....I'm not sure why there were any in there, but you know, these things happen :P I especially love the first one. Sounds quite Irish to me. Reminds me of one of my favorite poems.


Thanks for sharing!



Comment By: FreeColeman Demiurge on March 22, 2010 03:08:14 AM Report
I like limericks of every kind, especially the bawdy ones! Maybe that's due to my fondness for poetic forms, or maybe it's due to my Irishness... Probably both. Anyway, fine work; I particularly liked the first limerick - it reminded me of me... Which isn't always a good thing, but it definitely is in this case. Very well done!
Comment By: FreeSophie on March 18, 2010 06:11:05 PM Report

Hehe made me giggle :) I use to live in Cork also! I was always useless at limericks so well done :) keep it up!

Comment By: FreePamela A. Lamppa on March 18, 2010 09:36:59 AM Report
oh oh oh sooooo bad
but good.

A man from the state of Virginia
asked "do you have a heart in ya"
though the answer seemed clear
the only word he could hear
was each beat is only an enigma.

so riddle me this:

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will.
And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this
terrestrial ball. What am I?

Great little limerick here my friend.  Hope you didn't drink too much green beer. *wink* ~Pamela

Comment By: FreeCindy Bendel on March 17, 2010 12:59:28 AM Report
lol only you lol 
= ) 

Comment By: FreeAminath Agleema on March 16, 2010 11:30:48 AM Report
:-) great write
Comment By: FreeAngel Wings on March 16, 2010 11:07:57 AM Report

Awesome poem :) Happy St. Patty's Day to You Andrew!


Comment By: FreeMoonStar on March 16, 2010 03:43:21 AM Report
Hahahahahahaha. Your whit is something to be reckoned with me pal. You de bomb and this was a blast.. Whoo Hoo! Loved it.


Lunar lady x2

Comment By: FreeJennifer on March 15, 2010 10:04:57 PM Report
har dee har har Happy St. Pattys Day Buddy great big  smiles here!

Comment By: PremiumHOPE on March 15, 2010 08:41:48 PM Report
This was great!

Comment By: FreeTanya Harrison on March 15, 2010 04:14:39 PM Report

Ha, the poor girl!  As a young irish girl, thanks for writing a poem celebrating St. Patrick's Day Andrew.  Your poem was cute.  I'm looking forward to celebrating St. Patrick's Day too.

Comment By: TrialAnn on March 15, 2010 04:02:11 PM Report
LOL....great job on these.
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on March 15, 2010 03:54:30 PM Report
Andrew:  these are so cute; just enough without going overboard!!!

You, sir, are a treasure..........


Lady D


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