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Author Name: FreeLaPoeta 10 Comments
Date Added: March 02, 2010 15:03:27 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Cafe

A sidewalk café and a beautiful woman sitting next to me

Speaking as she bent over “I don’t mean to be crass “

“But you certainly have a very nice….smile”

Laughing and talking shattered our conversation to bits

The whole time we spoke I was staring at her…. necklace

Eating an ice cream cone her tongue eagerly gave it a flick

I wondered if she would be able to use it at the end of my ….conversation

We enjoyed our order and the waiter came out to collect his tips

While I was imaging several ways that she could use her….coupon

She was really friendly and gave me her number, what luck

The next time we met I was sure hoping we could….have dinner



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Comment By: FreeHannah Mae on March 25, 2010 05:55:08 PM Report
Lol, nice story, Steve :)



Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on March 13, 2010 01:10:23 AM Report
Ah, the old misdirection ploy... Very funny stuff, Steve..Here's one for you called Mountain Lass..

Comment By: FreeAndrew on March 12, 2010 04:35:38 PM Report
ohh this reminds me of a chuck berry song - this is awesome - laughed my (don't want to be crass) off!
Comment By: FreeJennifer on March 10, 2010 09:04:41 AM Report
into my favorites for sure! Very funny and super clever! I love how the word in the first sentence should rhyme with the second sentence. there is a differnce to what a man says and what he means Eh??? :LOL

Comment By: FreeMoon Fairy on March 3, 2010 03:17:52 PM Report
Enjoyable write Steve.
I like the way you unfolded the sentance into something unexpected.
Witty :)

Comment By: FreeAdri on March 3, 2010 02:01:31 AM Report
Clever and funny. Like it Steve.

Adri x

Comment By: FreeTanya Harrison on March 2, 2010 11:34:46 PM Report
Bravo Steve! Loved your poem.  I'm keeping this one.  Loved the innuendos that filled every line.
Comment By: FreeGlata on March 2, 2010 08:02:41 PM Report
OMG Steve, this was hysterical! LOVED it! You have a warped sense of humor that appeals to me, lol! It's like being at a family reunion! (giggles)
Hugs to ya! and hope you get that..........................................................dinner! hehe

Comment By: FreeRichard Michael Cronin on March 2, 2010 05:29:59 PM Report
funny and well done! nice job.
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on March 2, 2010 04:13:15 PM Report
Steve:  this is so cute; very well crafted.  I did enjoy...


Lady Dragonwyck


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