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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: February 18, 2010 09:02:30 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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These damn farts
When I'm around people, they soon depart.
They don't like it because I constantly fart.
People always get offended because I pass gas.
I farted in front of Daddy and he kicked my ass.
I constantly have to find new friends because these farts are rude.
I eat pinto beans three times a day, maybe I should eat other foods.
I just farted and now I've lost another friend.
I hate these loud and smelly discharges that come from my rearend.
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Comment By: FreeTanya Harrison on February 18, 2010 03:59:02 PM Report
Well, I doubt it is fiction because we all pass gas. Your poem was very clever and cute.  Love the rhyming and the content.  It gave me a good laughed.  Hope to read more soon!
Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on February 18, 2010 12:22:38 PM Report
You sound like me.  I saw a program on TV once that said the average person passes gas eight times a day.  Yeah sure ... let that to be the subject I am far above average with.  Oh well, at least I succeed at something.  Seriously though, if you want to keep your friends always pass gas with at least two other people present.     One ... and there is no doubt as to who did it.      Two ... and there will always be a smattering of doubt.

Crowds .... and who the heck knows, or cares.
cute poem      ...      Gene

Comment By: PremiumGlata on February 18, 2010 10:20:27 AM Report
LOL Talk about  cracking me up! LOL I was just logging on and this title was at the top of the list of new posts! Well, of course, being the curious person I am...I had to read it, and true to expectations, it had me rolling in the floor! (looking for my lost clothes pin for my nose, of course!)

Try Bean-O...Bean-O now, there'll Be No gas later! LOL

Grins and gasses...



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