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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: February 08, 2010 19:02:26 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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50 to 1 odds
My wife and her brothers gave me five grand to bet on a horse.
My brothers-in-law kicked my ass and my wife got a divorce.
They chose the horse because it was 50 to 1 odds.
They beat me so hard that I almost met God.
I accidentally put the money on the wrong horse when I placed the bet.
As I count my bruises and missing teeth, it's something that I regret.
If you meet my ex-wife or her brothers, please don't put them a bet on a horse.
If you screw up like I did, you'll be gumming your food while you feel remorse.
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Comment By: FreeSavannah Ollar Jordan on February 9, 2010 07:31:52 PM Report
This is a funny, sad, funny, sad, gummy poem...I couldn't help but like the poor bloke who suffered ...




Comment By: Freecolin skilton on February 9, 2010 04:50:19 PM Report
Well Randy you know what they say about gambling, even fictional bets don't work!


Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on February 8, 2010 11:05:21 PM Report
And I suppose their "fictional" horse won.  I mean the one you were supposed to put the bet on.    Never have been a gambler.
cute               Gene


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