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Author Name: Freesymmer 3 Comments
Date Added: January 23, 2010 23:01:50 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Free Verse
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
Mind in The Gutter
Put it in and pull it out-
 
Stroke it up and Down
 
My arm gets so tired
 
Sometimes I even get blisters
 
On my hands
 
Sometimes it's over quickly- but
 
Sometimes it feels like it last forever
 
ugh!
 
I guess It really depends
 
if I am really into it.
 
 
I can pretend I am done and stop in the middle
 
But-
 
the reality is I won't be satisfied
 
 
I sometimes hate to do it
 
Sometimes it can be so pleasing
 
The truth is it's hard work and
 
everyone has a preference on
 
how it should be done
 
And the final result
 
leaves me such a mess 
 
every place I did it.
 
 
 
OH HOW I HATE TO PAINT MY HOUSE
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeHenry M. on July 23, 2010 04:23:47 PM Report
LOL, Sheri this was great! I am quite sure that the category you placed this in will draw many readers, just as it did me!  Hugs,   Henry
Comment By: PremiumHOPE on April 10, 2010 06:15:49 PM Report
Great poem, loved it, especially the end.
Tina

Comment By: FreeMicky McMaster on January 24, 2010 10:47:59 PM Report
Ahh heck, I was halfway home before I realized I was goin the wrong way. lol

 

nicely done

Micky ;>D





 


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