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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 4 Comments
Date Added: January 02, 2010 13:01:55 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Large breasts
When it came to chesty women, I was obsessed.
I wanted a woman who had large breasts.
Now I'm 75 years old and I have something to confess.
I am an old man and I've grown large breasts.
These aren't the kind of boobs that people want to caress.
I put on a 38D bra when I get dressed.
People stare at these big hooters that I've grown.
I no longer need a busty lady because I have big breasts of my own.
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Comment By: ModeratorFoamy on January 2, 2010 07:10:03 PM Report
Very interesting poem.
Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on January 2, 2010 06:31:34 PM Report
Actually, there was a man who made a $100,000 bet that he could go a year with breast implants.  He made the bet with a plastic surgeon.  He won his bet and also found out that the women he dated in that year were very inthralled by them.  I have always wondered if he kept them.
cute poem      I wonder how many men wonder what it would be like.
Gene
Comment By: FreeTanya Harrison on January 2, 2010 03:09:14 PM Report

I'm sorry but I was rolling on the floor with this one, which made quite a scene at my coffee house.  I knew when I read the title it would be funny.  Keep them coming.


Comment By: FreePhillip A. Clapham on January 2, 2010 02:07:32 PM Report

Nice, I got a good chuckle from that.






 


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