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Author Name: FreeDreamersEscape 5 Comments
Date Added: December 16, 2009 12:12:00 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Little Ellie & Gassy Granny
Little Ellie’s Grandma was not just a crazy grandma…
But also a Gassy Grandma…

Gassy Granny would make stinkies whenever, wherever…
And her dog with the big belly was no different…

Little Ellie was once listening to a song…
A song called Jimmy Crack Corn…
Little Ellie was mad at dear Grandma…
And decided to make up her own lyrics…
For Jimmy Crack Corn…

Now when Gassy Granny would make a stinky…
Little Ellie would sing…
“Granny cut the cheese and I don’t care…”
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Comment By: Freejohn carter on February 26, 2010 12:38:38 PM Report
You have to be the funniest poet i have read. Ha Ha Ha!!!. You are clever and subtle with a capital S. Lol.

                                                                            Your friend


Comment By: FreeMujtaba H Zaidi on December 18, 2009 12:33:19 PM Report
Very sweet poem dear Ellie girl; your imagination is innocent and delightful!
Comment By: FreeMoonStar on December 16, 2009 03:29:58 PM Report
Hahahahahahahahahaha.l Oh my this caught me off guard, it sure did. loved the last line.. This was too cute... Thanks for sharing, I will never listen to that song in the same way again..


Moonie xx

Comment By: FreeAndrew on December 16, 2009 02:10:25 PM Report
Ellie leads a fascinating life, doesn't she?  thanks for the chuckle.
Comment By: FreeTanya Harrison on December 16, 2009 12:43:59 PM Report
Oh my, your humor caught me off guard.  I laughed so loud in the coffee house, I caused a scene.  This is a precious write, my friend.  You've got a good one here.  Her song was her revenge.  Between her Granny and the dog, sounds like she needed some menthol under her nose too.  That's what I use when cutting onions or cleaning horrible smelling messes that dogs sometimes leave behind.  Too funny!


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