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Author Name: Freevictor69 7 Comments
Date Added: September 10, 2009 15:09:58 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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How I Hurt My Neck
Up went the shout
We need a hero
To go put it out
I puffed out my chest
And raised up my arm
It’s only a fire
I won’t come to no harm
In tight leather jump suit
I fired up my chopper
Flying so fast
One eye out for coppers

There on the roof

Of the church that's on fire
A poor helpless pygmy shrew
With that I flew higher

One hand on the controls

I leaned out of the door
But “crack” went my neck
Now the shrew is no more

Still to this day

I feel sad, sometimes mute
The shrew would have lived
If Id worn a lose fit jumpsuit
Author's Notes:
If only I could say this was reality I stretched when I woke up and cricked my neck...
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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on October 13, 2009 07:30:27 PM Report
I stubbed my toe the other night. It happened as I flew out the window to visit my home planet, Krypton...True story!!
Comment By: PremiumGlata on October 12, 2009 05:11:40 PM Report
LOL Loved it! John, me're still a giggle!

love ya...Glata...still wielding that ole battle axe

Comment By: Freejoey on October 3, 2009 04:56:11 PM Report
So funny not for the poor shrew thou lol
great imagination really fun to read great poem

Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on September 24, 2009 03:25:29 PM Report
aye tell it to the marines...:-)
I know you like to get buttoned up real tight in a leather or rubber jump suit.
Stromy x
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on September 23, 2009 06:51:26 AM Report
LOL! Great story John, nicely done!  Joe
Comment By: FreeM J W Hayes on September 10, 2009 03:43:32 PM Report
Good to see a humour poem for a change victor 69


Comment By: FreeAdri on September 10, 2009 03:30:02 PM Report
I told you the story is more exciting then 'I stretched" lol Great piece!  Hope you feel better my dear.
Adri x


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