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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: August 16, 2009 15:08:37 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I work for the IRS
I regret to say that I work for the IRS.
If you're wondering if people hate me, the answer is yes.
One man let his dogs loose and I started running really fast.
But they chased me down and took big chunks out of my ass.
A kid put a cherry bomb in my pants and lit the fuse.
I couldn't sit for weeks because my ass was bruised.
A lady was so mad that she zapped my nads with a stun gun.
Believe me when I tell you that working for the IRS is not fun.
I'm about to tell you something that you've most likely guessed.
If you want to avoid big hospital bills, don't ever work for the IRS.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on August 16, 2009 05:16:59 PM Report
Amusing write...

Margaret, the baglady

Comment By: FreeLinda Jo on August 16, 2009 04:23:11 PM Report

okay Randy, you're too much!  this poem did make me laugh...it might not be fun to work for the IRS...but the retirement pay should be great...if you should last that long.  :o)






 


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