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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: August 12, 2009 15:08:32 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Queen knighted me and she cut off one of my ears.
I tried to be brave about it but I burst into tears.
It was a day that I was bound to dread.
People called me a Pussy for crying as I bled.
I got up and I started kicking those people's asses.
Before the Queen knights somebody else, she'd better get some damn glasses!
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Comment By: FreeKeith J on August 12, 2009 05:47:55 PM Report
I like this. It's very much in the style of the sort of things that I write. Top marks for this one. Lol


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