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Author Name: Freevictor69 9 Comments
Date Added: August 09, 2009 18:08:18 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Would you Adam and Eve it


Adam sat in the garden of Eden

Bored and oh so sad

He looked to the heavens and said a prayer

“God, can’t you help this lad?”


God heard his pitiful cry for help

That he was all alone

God said, “Adam I shall help you

But it will cost you that spare bone!”


Adam had to think a while

He hadn’t used this rib of late

He agreed the terms, signed on the line

And waited for his new playmate!


A searing pain engulfed him

As God took the rib from his side

God asked him if he was all right

“I’m fine thanks Lord” he lied


A blinding flash scared Adam bad

He turned as if to leave

But there she stood in her birthday suit

His new plaything, Eve!


He was frozen to the spot

As he looked her up and down

But as he started to lower his eyes

He missed her start to frown


She pointed at his man rod

That by now was standing proud

She asked if it was just on loan

And then she laughed out loud


Poor Adam was confused by this

So he covered up his shame

He prayed that things would work out

After his suffering and pain


And so this is how it went on

Adam’s ears were burnt each day

Until she spotted an apple

“Hey Ad, get me that and we can play!”


A switch was flicked in Adam’s head

His mouth was dripping drool

He reached and picked the apple

Now Eve knew he was a fool


She took a bite then so did he

He thought he was so clever

But God appeared, pointed to the gate

And said “Leave! You’re banned for ever”

Author's Notes:
An old one I thought Id repost.
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Comment By: FreeRoger Bacon on October 26, 2009 12:30:41 PM Report
And since that day the 'rod' keeps making bad choices.  It'll never learn.



Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on October 10, 2009 05:20:29 AM Report
Well you excelled yourself here John me lad...just so friggin funny.
See, even back then men and women could not help taking a rise out of the other! (pardon the pun)
You write really funny poems ..this was just great!!!

Stormy x
Comment By: FreeJennifer on September 24, 2009 04:00:33 PM Report
this is super funny! I dont remember this first time around so I am glad I had the chance to read this THIS TIME! LOL This is great!

Comment By: PremiumGlata on August 20, 2009 07:20:48 PM Report
I remember this! I am glad to see it reposted! Sometimes the old ones are actually the best, I think. Some of my older stuff is much better than my more recent.

Hugs to ya, Bubba!


Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on August 13, 2009 09:28:00 PM Report
IF Adam had a penis before God invented woman, just what was that thing for??? Snake corn-holing????...len
Comment By: FreeAdri on August 10, 2009 08:39:45 AM Report
I love this! Its cute and you done it so well.
The things men are willing to do to get some. LOL
Adri x

Comment By: PremiumAngelface on August 9, 2009 06:52:44 PM Report
Fifty its been forever since I have commented on your writes! So I thought now would be such a good time! This was always an favorite, from the first time I read it.  I just want every man to understand something about this write! It wasn't completely Eve's fault that adam picked the apple, and took a bit after Eve. He as well knew better, but choose to do what God told him not to do! I hear people complain and say well if only Eve hadn't done this... ( Course we know she was not perfect either! ) But its not like she forced him to do it! So, he chose to take a chance himself too, to see if what God has said would happen, would happen! And sure enough, what happened was excactly what God said would happen! So I pray that everyone learns a lesson, and stop blaming women for everything! We are not perfect, but yet neither are men! I really enjoy this write as always! And I look forward to the comments on this subject! Amen!


God Bless You,


Comment By: FreeMoonStar on August 9, 2009 06:43:09 PM Report
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh this is rich!!!  Well I am glad you posted it, for it sure made my day and gave me the greatest chuckle for the day.. This was a masterpiece my friend! Nicely done.. 





Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on August 9, 2009 06:39:43 PM Report
This is very cute.   Poor Adam and Eve --


Lady D


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