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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 3 Comments
Date Added: August 14, 2009 08:08:04 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Easter Bunny Has A Lisp
I woke up this morning and found
the Easter bunny was soaking his foot,
he said he hurt himself hopping
and his face was covered with soot.

I asked him why he had
soot all over his face,
"I thlipped down the chimney
and dropped my eggth all over the plathe."

I couldn't understand why
he was talking the way he was,
so I asked him again with concern
why he had soot all over his face.

"I thaid, I thlipped down the chimney
and dropped my eggth all over the plathe,
thop athing me quethtionth
and get the heck out of my fathe."

I think I may have cheesed him off
he looked at me with anger in his eyes,
he was trying to ease his pain
while swatting away at the shit flies.

"Thith ith really pithing me off
I wath thuppothed to deliver eggth,
how can I do it now," he asks
"with painth running up my legth?"

"How are the children thuppothed
to enjoy their Eathter now?
They have to get their goodieth
there'th got to be a way, thomehow."

I was willing to help him out
by delivering his eggs and gifts,
you really ought to help a bunny out
with an injured foot and a bad lisp.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
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Comment By: FreeRoger Bacon on August 14, 2009 07:26:25 PM Report
Funny post and I always wondered how the Easter bunny got in the house.  Now I know.
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on August 14, 2009 03:58:13 PM Report

Margaret, the bag friend

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on August 14, 2009 08:23:27 AM Report
Let's call Elmer Fudd and Road Runner and then see how much fun they will create (havoc!!).


Lady D


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