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Author Name: FreeDreamersEscape 1 Comments
Date Added: July 29, 2009 06:07:57 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Not-So-Little Ellie's Allergies
Not-So-Little Ellie must go in for another check up...
But she did not have to get a shot this time...
The only thing to fear from this check up...
Was getting bored...
The doctor asks...
"Do you have any alleriges, Ms. Ellie?"
Not-So-Little Ellie had been waiting in the waiting room for 2 straight hours...
She had tried to kill time by acting silly with people...
Then when that got old she nibbled on sweets...
It shouldn't be long for the sugar to kick in...
She had to think of a way to make this boring check up more entertaining...
"Well...I'm allergic to pain, saddness, work, and gravity..."
Not-So-Little Ellie oddly replied...
The doctor paused, very confused...
No one had ever responded that way...
He was courious as to what she'd say when he asked...
"How do you consider those allergies?"
"Well...When I get hurt I tend to say 'ouch'...
And when I get sad I tend to get all teary-eyed...
And when I work I get tired and whine...
And then gravity...
Well that'll lead us back to the whole 'ouch' thing..."
The doctor tried not to laugh...
"Ms. Ellie, those are not allergies..."
Not-So-Little Ellie then replies...
"Well if I had allergies...
I would be allergic to them..."
"Do you have allergies or not?"
"I get sick when I drink milk..."
"Why didn't you just say that?"
"I was bored."
Author's Notes:
I don't know. I personally think this joke is kind of cheep, but there are some truths to this story...You wouldn't believe the things I do and say when I'm bored and I have been allergic to milk since I was born but I drink it anyway cause I love it so much.
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Comment By: Freejohn carter on July 29, 2009 09:18:18 AM Report
Excellent! Lol. I wanted to be a Doctor when i was younger. Not so sure now. ;o).

                                                                          John (Given up drinking milk)


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