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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: July 26, 2009 19:07:02 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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So easy a Caveman can do it X: The Final Sequel
Geico Dot Com thinks I'm dumb even though I play Beethoven and read Dickens.
I'm about to end this feud with a game of Chicken.
We Cavemen have portrayed as idiots; Geico has a lot of nerve.
We're driving our cars towards each other and I'm not going to swerve.
We're getting closer and closer and it's beginning to get intense.
They just swerved and hit a tree after running through a fence.
Geico Dot Com made fun of us and they went way too far.
I may be a Caveman but at least I don't have a wrecked car.
Even though Geico is an insurance company, their car was something they forgot to insure.
They're fuming mad because they're not as smart as someone who has fleas and fur.
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Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on July 26, 2009 07:43:41 PM Report
Randy:  did enjoy this sequel --- you do have a way with words.


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