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Author Name: Freejohncarter 4 Comments
Date Added: July 04, 2009 15:07:16 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Surfing the Net
Surfing the Net
My browser is so slow tonight
I guess it must be time
To buy some carrier pigeons
Next time i go on line.
I could send a letter quicker
At least it would arrive
O crap i think it's gone again
I guess it didn't survive.
Author's Notes:
Just a slight technical hitch. Any one know what pigeons eat lol.
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Comment By: FreeAdri on July 5, 2009 01:02:00 PM Report
I know that problem!  LOL
Adri x

Comment By: FreeLinda Jo on July 5, 2009 02:21:28 AM Report
those hampsters are running as fast as they can!  and when you consider they have to cross the wide open sea...i think they are doing pretty good, don't you?    not knowing their a, b, cees how do they know which inbox to put it in?  no wonder a few things get lost!!  technical shee
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on July 4, 2009 08:44:49 PM Report
Yep, Sounds like you need some help!!!
 ~ Always ` She Whispers

Comment By: FreeMichelle on July 4, 2009 05:44:27 PM Report
LOL! I love it!


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