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Date Added: June 22, 2009 18:06:58 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Mary Mary

Rewrite of the classic, Mary Mary Quite Contrary classic children's  poem

Written for anyone who's ever been cursed to live next door to someone like this.

Mary Mary so nosy nosy
Behind your back
Secretly the whole neigborhood calls you a ho
'Cause always always
Every day and every night
You chase after every man in sight
That is when you're not goin' round moanin' again
About people's so called overgrown yards and nonexistent house smells
Mary mary
The neigbor from Hell
Someday gonna see fit to put your sorry butt in jail
Mary Mary you no good, lyin' ho

2009 Ramona Thompson


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