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Author Name: Freevictor69 18 Comments
Date Added: May 25, 2009 16:05:48 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Filthy
 
I’m a filthy minded gutter rat
I see sex where sex is not
Any word you say to me
I turn into something hot

Oh John that poems wonderful

A pleasure to read and see”
I don’t see it quite like that
I see, “John come play with me!”

I don’t know if I’m the only one

Who has these filthy thoughts
But I picture you in my minds eye
Of course, minus your shorts

One thing’s for sure, I will not change

I’m filthy, so don’t be fickle
The next time you say “John that’s good”
I’ll see, “John give me a tickle!”
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeLast Temple Knight on October 14, 2014 01:26:29 PM Report
It's better to be honest and don't disappoint than be less than honest and disappoint.
Comment By: FreeRyoko on September 4, 2014 03:52:18 PM Report
You just described 99.9% of the guys I go to school with.
Comment By: FreeMads on August 25, 2014 05:30:29 PM Report

"Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting."

 

Loved the poem... :D




Comment By: FreeCindy Bendel on August 28, 2010 11:40:10 PM Report
what a filthy poem! ha ah 
cindy 

Comment By: Freeguest_writer on January 16, 2010 05:19:55 AM Report
what a naughty poem! i like it!
Comment By: FreePamela A. Lamppa on December 9, 2009 02:11:22 PM Report
*chuckling*  - Well at least there will be no shocked expressions.  LOL.  Telling it like it is ... excellent.  Loving the "tickle" here my friend.  *smile*  ~Pamela
Comment By: FreeElla on October 20, 2009 06:08:12 PM Report
:)
Comment By: Freejoey on October 3, 2009 05:00:39 PM Report
It was a tickleriffic poem a little scared to say it was good lol

nice job

Comment By: FreeShuberth Dias on August 7, 2009 06:21:32 PM Report
WOW!

your poems are great, and you are one talented poet. there wasnt a part  that i disliked.

this is your theme poem lol and i too have filthy thoughts too and i think most guys do.

 

thanks for sharing this awesome write

Comment By: FreeKati on July 21, 2009 12:47:57 PM Report
This is amazing! Both twisted and humorous! I admire the blunt tone of this piece.
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on June 1, 2009 05:02:07 PM Report
And what I see is one great guy!! Thoughts of sex color everything we do, buddy..The urge to mate even tops the urge to survive. Freud was right...yer pal, len
Comment By: FreeJennifer on June 1, 2009 04:41:20 PM Report
he he he this did tickle my funny bone.  Ha ha I said "bone" Men crack me up!
Jen

Comment By: Freejohn carter on June 1, 2009 04:33:25 PM Report
And she said "You could have asked my name at least" lol. Good one mate.

                                                              John

Comment By: FreeMoon Fairy on May 26, 2009 07:51:47 PM Report
This made me giggle--at least your honest.
Good stuff !!
~Tracie

Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on May 26, 2009 08:07:11 AM Report


Filthy by name...filthy by nature ;-)
but true to yourself in all things.
wouldn't want you any other way...ooops said "want you" lol

Stormy x


Comment By: FreeAdri on May 26, 2009 01:59:45 AM Report
This is definitely remember...  Do you remember?  LOL
Still as funny as it was the first time.
Glad you posted it again. 
Adri x

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on May 25, 2009 04:39:47 PM Report
John:  Your poem is so enticing; venture over to share some coffee; we'll watch the dragons soar; laugh at the butterflies and enjoy the warm breezes.

 

Lady D

Comment By: FreeWide Awake on May 25, 2009 04:15:13 PM Report
lol....................:oD

Sigh....at least you know it. :o)

Hugs,
Pamela





 


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