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Date Added: February 09, 2009 17:02:01 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Fatter Than That

A very dark rewrite of The Backstreet Boys, More Than That

I can see that you've been overeating
You can't hide it with a lie
What's the use in denying
When I can hear that awful sound of your thights rubbing together
So wrong
I thought you promised me that you would never binge eat again
Now your last chance to keep your man has come and gone
Baby, don't even
Cos I know you would do whatever
It takes to keep me blind to the ugly pounds
Added on by one too many orders of those Mcdonald's french fries, oh


I can no longer love you, girl
If you get any fatter than that
Oh no, no
This time I won't take the words back
Refuse to stand by and watch while you eat yourself
Right into a heart attack
Won't give your obses grossness another second chance
Baby, please listen to me when I say
I can't love you anymore if you get fatter than that

Baby, I deserve so much better
What's the use in leading you on
Don't you know
Now you've made it so that never
Never can I ever be seen with you in public or even be your friend
Baby, looking at the size of your rear end knowing that

Repeat Chorus

There's not a day that passes bye
I don't wonder why sucide you have't tried suicide 
It's not too late to change your mind
Gonna die anyway
If you keep going on this way
So why not take control of your own fate and just say goodbye already


2009 Ramona Thompson

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