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Dating Resume
Not really a poem, just an idea I had and wanted to try out.
 
Name-R.J.
Objective-To find my soul mate and man of my dreams
Age-30
Experience-Never Married Virgin who believes in sex only after marriage
Chances of having/giving you a S.T.D.-Zero!
Education-Some college
References-
Turn ons-Guys in masks, blind guys, horror films, rock out rocking music, thunder on heavy rainy nights, summer heat, lots of hair that I can run my fingers through, facial hair (beards) , sexy bedroom eyes, great kisses
Turn offs-Married men, jealous men, clingly men, men who hit women, drugs, drinking, men who are nothing but skin and bones, dumbness, know it alls, men looking only for a stepmama for their kids
Hobbies-reading, writing, poetry, watching football and wrestling, music, shopping, surfing the web, collecting items of strange and rare interest, horror films, etc, etc
Looks/Picture-Brown hair, green eyes,5 foot 7,135 lbs No picture. I prefer to be judged on my brains and personality alone. You need not send a picture of yourself. Just fill out your own resume, send it to me and we will go from there.
Special Note-Gay and bi-curious guys are welcome to contact me. I want to give all a chance to get to know one really great lady.
Contact Info-If approved after I view your resume I will give you a contact number so that we may chat.
Thanks and have a great night/day,
R.J.
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