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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: December 28, 2008 19:12:27 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Padded bra
It was a horrible thing that I saw.
My girlfriend wears a padded bra.
Her chest is flatter than a pancake.
It made me mad because her boobs are fake.
She got excited when I started to flirt.
As she jumped up and down, the falsies came flying out of her shirt.
She was so embarrassed that her face turned red.
It was a day that she was bound to dread.
I love her and I decided to give her another chance.
I can't judge her because I always have a radiator hose in my pants.
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Comments:
Comment By: Freecolin skilton on December 29, 2008 04:35:46 PM Report
Hi Randy l love the humor here! I once had to wear a padded bra myself and went on stage and cried when they all laughed at me, l was only 5 at the time and playing an angel in a nativity play as theyw ere short of girls! . Do girls still wear falsies?. l will have to investigate!!!

Colin  : D

Have a great 2009!

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on December 29, 2008 11:11:30 AM Report
Randy:  you do portray the "real" side of Life.    Have a GREAT 2009 ---

 

Lady D





 


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