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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: December 14, 2008 14:12:20 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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A train flattened my wiener
It happened last February and it was stupid of me to do it.
I put my wiener on a railroad track and it froze to it.
A train was coming and the engineer didn't even use the brakes.
The train ran over my wiener and flattened it like a pancake.
When it got flattened, it was hard.
Now I use it to open doors like a credit card.
That train ruined my love life and I didn't deserve that.
When it comes to peckers, women don't like them if they're flat.
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Comment By: FreeRobert Smith on December 14, 2008 10:27:47 PM Report
Try explaining to passers by that you've lost your keys! fun write - rob
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on December 14, 2008 02:58:39 PM Report
Lucky for you Randy, your last name is Johnson! LOL! Joe


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