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Author Name: Freeramonathompson 0 Comments
Date Added: October 29, 2008 17:10:07 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Halloween Baby
How can I be sure that my as yet unborn babe is a demon seed?
A part of me can't be, but will still abort him or her just to be on the safe side
Lovers and mothers everywhere are bound to be agast I know
Lucky for me I've never given much thought or care to what others think
One last thing I must do to ensure the devil never again trys to slip another wicked one past is this
With my own two hands I shall tie up my tubes good and tight
Empty out all the stores all over the world of every single last condom
And cut off my husband's....with a rusty trusty pair of siccssors
Eventfully I'm sure that he will come to forgive me once he gets past the intinal shock and loss of blood
No pain, no gain as they say
 
Better to be safe then sorry
Another hungry mouth in this world we really don't need anyway
Believe me
I'm doing all of us a huge favor by taking these measures so extreme
You'll all bow down and thank me someday
 
I know that you will
I just know it
 
Won't you?
 
2008 Ramona Thompson
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