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Author Name: Freeramonathompson 1 Comments
Date Added: October 24, 2008 16:10:55 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Don't Just Vote For The Old White Guy Because

1. you feel sorry for him due to the disadvantage his much older age brings him.

2. you feel like at his age this could be his last shot at it.

3. the other guy is black and you're a racist jerk.

4. Blondie Hasslebarf from The View is one of his biggest supporters and you just love her show!

5. you would love to prove your sexist mate wrong by making sure with your vote that the country has its 
    first ever female vice president.

6. he reminds you of your kindly old, dearly departed grandpa who looked just like him.

7. he gives you that warm fuzzy feeling inside due to his uncanny  look a like looks to the Quaker Oats 
    guy.

8. you believe in age over youth as being tougher and smarter.

9. he brings back memories for you of your younger days back in the Stone Age.

10. you're a little old lady or man with a hot crush on him.

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Comment By: FreeColin Chapel on October 24, 2008 05:46:39 PM Report
I think your title has "Black" in it mistakenly.




 


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