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Author Name: Freeramonathompson 2 Comments
Date Added: October 22, 2008 16:10:38 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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10 Reasons Why Not To Vote For The Old White Guy

1. Need we really say it? He's too darn OLD! Poor guy looks like he could kill over any minute and then 
    what we be left with?

    Some 4 eyed broad with not even enough experience in her little finger to run a country.

2. See 4 eyed broad note above.

3. He has the unfailing support of The View's oh so gross Elizabeth Hasslebarf.

4. He has a woman for a running mate. Translation-Political hanky panky

5. His political party sucks.

6. That rubbery old face and ghoulish white hair will send your kids screaming from the room whenever he
    comes on tv.

    Honest to God the man looks like a Night of The Living Dead reject.

7. Two words my brothers and sisters! Black Power!

8. He could never finish an address of the nation without falling alsleep in the middle of it. Old people need a
    lot of sleep, you know. One minute they're wide awake. The next they're out like a light. It's just nature.

9. If something scary were to happen during his term, do you really think his body guards would want to
   change his depends. No, I don't think so!

10. I don't know about you, but I don't want some old guy doing an address of the nation only to have his 
     false teeth fall out in the middle of it. Eww! Gross!

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeS on October 22, 2008 06:14:57 PM Report
the palin reason is enough for me

Comment By: Freecolin skilton on October 22, 2008 05:17:22 PM Report
Ramona your should not mince your words!!!.  Say what you really mean|!!!

Seriously as an outsider to these elections l find this very funny and please feel free to comment on our leaders here in England!

Colinxxx





 


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