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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: September 08, 2008 19:09:45 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Woody Woodpecker started pecking on my tree.
I cussed him out and he started attacking me.
He flew down my pants and started pecking my wang.
You can't begin to imagine how much that stang.
Now when I go to the bathroom, pee comes out of twenty holes.
The only thing worse than this was when I voted for Bob Dole.
I shot that damn bird with my rifle and I had him for dinner.
He made swiss cheese out of my pecker but I came out the winner.
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Comment By: FreeCathy on September 9, 2008 09:06:22 AM Report
I sure hope it is fictional lol, what a real mess that would be lol, this is so cute and funny I just loved it lmao excellent


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