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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: August 30, 2008 11:08:17 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Little red riding hood
I'm the wolf who was going to eat Little red riding hood.
She kicked my ass even though I didn't think she could.
I was going to eat her as I was lying in her granny's bed.
She beat me so hard that I wished that I was dead.
She knew I wasn't her grandma because I am very hairy.
I didn't know that she had a gun in that basket she carries.
She pulled out her 44 and blew off one of my balls.
Then she laughed because my genitalia is so small.
Red riding hood untied her granny and there was no escape.
Granny had me cornered and I got raped.
I've decideed to stay away from girls and grannies for good.
My life would be so much better if I hadn't met Little red riding hood.
Author's Notes:
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on August 30, 2008 10:32:45 PM Report
Randy:  I am seriously glad this is a fictional write.  Very humorous.......

 

 

Lady D





 


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