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Author Name: FreeCajuncrown 2 Comments
Date Added: August 17, 2008 04:08:22 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites Listen To Poem | Text Only
Fuck A Poet
Sure, you can call me a poet
Spinning words into rhyme
A wordsmith of sorts
Using meters, following time

Why put the pen to pad
Yielding no profit, poems don't pay
When men find out my skill
Well, they all think I'm gay

Women get hot and bothered
Reading my erotica or stories of love
Asking to be the one on bottom
Or perhaps above

So heed these words
Do not be so crass
Even something as simple as a poem
Can get you a piece of ass
Author's Notes:
Inspired by three Bad Pennies

Len's "I am a fucking poet"
Linear's "I am not a fucking poet"

And Jolen's "I might be a fucking poet"

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Comment By: FreeAdri on August 18, 2008 01:57:31 AM Report
LOL  I second what Ali said!  But this is cool, very well done and up there with the famous 3's .
Love it! 
Adri x

Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on August 17, 2008 08:06:09 AM Report
well, those three are enough to lead anyone astray ;-)


Interesting slant on things


Ali x


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