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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: July 20, 2008 09:07:23 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Eddie Murphy messed me up
I met Eddie Murphy and I made fun of Another 48 Hours.
His disposition quickly soured.
I laughed at his performance in Harlem Nights.
He pulled out a switchblade and he was ready to fight.
He cut off my ears and my balls.
Now I can't get an erection at all.
You can learn from this situation that was so grim.
If you ever meet Eddie Murphy, don't make fun of him.
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Comment By: FreeS on September 2, 2008 09:23:41 PM Report

Comment By: FreeCathy on July 20, 2008 11:31:16 AM Report
Your just so very good at the humor loved it so much lol still laughin Excellent write


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