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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 4 Comments
Date Added: July 14, 2008 12:07:26 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Cuckoo for cocoa puffs
Sonny the cuckoo bird ate all of my cocoa puffs.
When I saw that the box was empty, I got rough.
He said he ate it because he loved that cocoa crunch.
I killed that damn bird and then I had him for lunch.
He'd been arrested for eating other people's cereal, he was a con.
I stuck my shotgun up that bird's butt and his ass was gone.
Some people say that shooting him was hasty.
Maybe so but that damn bird sure was tasty.
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Comment By: FreeButterfly on December 18, 2008 08:25:25 PM Report
I was looking at your list of poems and I saw cocoa puffs...i'm pregnant and I thought that sounded good maybe the bird has not ate mine ;) anywayz..funny write.



Comment By: Freejohn carter on July 16, 2008 01:01:31 PM Report
You are so funny. This one cracks me up. The more i read it the funnier it got. I had tears in my eyes with laughter.


Comment By: FreeAmy on July 14, 2008 04:10:03 PM Report
Your writes always give me a laugh or two.

Another cute one.


Comment By: FreeCathy on July 14, 2008 12:21:19 PM Report
lol You stole my saying I am always telling people I am going cuckoo for coco puffs
lol Loved this abolutely the best thanks for the laugh thank god it is fictional
....hugs Cathy


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