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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 4 Comments
Date Added: July 07, 2008 18:07:31 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Shave your damn legs!
I'm tired of having to beg.
Please shave your damn legs!
It's been so long since you've shaved your legs, I can't keep track.
It's like making love to a lumberjack.
It's embarrassing when we go out in public because you always wear a dress.
If you are wondering if people are laughing at us, the answer is yes.
I feel like I'm on a cliff and I'm about to go over the edge.
Please do everybody a big favor and shave your damn legs!
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Comment By: Freejohn carter on July 14, 2008 12:07:39 PM Report
So funny hahahaha! You make me laugh so much.


Comment By: FreeCathy on July 8, 2008 08:23:56 AM Report
lol this is so cute and funny can not imagine someone a woman with alot of hair on her legs yuck. lol this is excellent

Comment By: FreeHenry M. on July 7, 2008 07:46:23 PM Report
This is a funny poem, I was laughing the whole way through it! Nice work Randy.  Henry
Comment By: FreeTia Bayer on July 7, 2008 06:17:46 PM Report
It's cute, though I'm not particularly a fan of society expecting such a thing from women and not men. Hair is gross on both genders.

However, it was humorous. Worth a few good chuckles. Thanks.

<3 Kira


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