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Date Added: June 27, 2008 17:06:38 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I Kissed A Guy

Rewrite of Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl

This was never the way I planned
Cheating was never my intention
Guess I just got too drunk, drink in hand
Made a pass at a man and committed such a horrid indiscretion
He was so good
So different from what I was used to
Just once he begged me to try him on
So kinda bi curious
I gave him some of my most intimate attention

I kissed a guy way down there and I liked it
The taste of my cherry chapstick on his....
I kissed a guy way down there just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't find out about it
He was so strong
I know it was wrong
I should't have done it
But at the time it felt right
Don't mean I'm going straight tonight
I kissed a guy way down there and I liked it
I liked it
I really liked it

No, I did't even bother to catch his name
It really did't matter
He was just my experimental game
It's not what good lesbians do
Not what the lesbo rules say we should behave
My sexuality is so confused
If I only love the girls
Then why oh why did I lay a man tonight? 

I kissed a guy way down there and I liked it
The taste of my cherry chapstick on his....
I kissed a guy way down there just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't find out about it
He was so strong
I know it was wrong
I should't have done it
But at the time it felt right
Don't mean I'm going straight tonight
I kissed a guy way down there and I liked it
I liked it
I really liked it

Ooh these boyz are so damn seductive
Burning skin, hard muscles so swallowable
Not so easy even for a lessie to resist
So temptable
Too horny to deny 'em
Don't wanna make no big deal
Think I might be a little bi after all
Played around
Behind her back
Avoiding my girl's trusting eyes
So that she don't find out
Her girlfriend ain't so innocent anymore

I kissed a guy way down there and I liked it
The taste of my cherry chapstick on his....
I kissed a guy way down there just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't find out about it
He was so strong
I know it was wrong
I should't have done it
But at the time it felt right
Don't mean I'm going straight tonight
I kissed a guy way down there and I liked it
I liked it
I really liked it

2008 Ramona Thompson

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeTia Bayer on June 27, 2008 08:14:19 PM Report
Its humorous. Being bisexual myself, I found the first version to be quite funny. This is a nice turn around for those poor left out lezzies out there.

<3 Tia





 


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