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Author Name: Freejohncarter 9 Comments
Date Added: June 21, 2008 19:06:59 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Monkey in my wardrobe

Monkey in my wardrobe


Thereís a monkey in my wardrobe
Who will not let me sleep
Heís trying all my clothes on
He really looks quite neat.
He has a friend a crocodile
Who lays beneath my bed
Sometimes he gets so snappy
He tries to bite my leg.
Last of all thereís spider
A nasty piece of work
Heís creepy crawly scary
And makes me go berserk.
I try to sleep with one eye closed
The other standing guard
But to spot that cheeky monkey
Is proving very hard.
Perhaps he is not there at all
The crocodile just fun
But I think the spiderís real enough
According to my Mum.


Author's Notes:
I deleted this poem by accident. This is for Beth and her Mum (Giggles lol)
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Comment By: FreeStar on May 6, 2009 06:38:43 PM Report

I can see this poem being read at pre-school; children would love it. Lovely, funny write John.


Comment By: FreeStar on May 6, 2009 06:38:40 PM Report

I can see this poem being read at pre-school; children would love it. Lovely, funny write John.


Comment By: FreeTony G on July 30, 2008 01:15:04 PM Report
that was very funny, like your poem

Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on June 24, 2008 02:10:10 PM Report
Well the spider is the one I'd fear the most!! =)) That'll be one stylin' monkey, I'd say. (lol) This is so playful, children (esp) would LOVE this poem. Good stuff!!!



Comment By: FreeSteve on June 22, 2008 07:51:31 PM Report
That is an interesting room John.  Monkey tales and a snappy croc who maybe picks the lock.  Very funny. 
Comment By: FreeCathy on June 22, 2008 09:16:31 AM Report
lol loved this one also you sure are good at this great sense of humor hope they love it as much as I do.

Comment By: FreeJessie on June 22, 2008 06:42:52 AM Report
this is an awsome write lol fun fun fun
Comment By: Premiumlionheart on June 22, 2008 06:18:56 AM Report
Fun, fun, fun. What a lucky child you have.



Comment By: FreeAmy on June 21, 2008 11:00:28 PM Report
This is so cute and a really fun read.



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